Swimming pool receipt, scanned
I like swimming. It's cool. It's quite an expensive passtime for a doley though. Apparently I can get 40 pence off the price if I fill in a form and get a passport photo done. It should be free really. What about the obesity crisis? Poorer people tend to be fatter because filling food is often cheap and fattening, like a portion of chips.
Thanks to Kurt Nunes for serving me. Kurt doesn't sound like a woman's name though but I swear it was a woman. I like the receipt this size. It looks self important. Why does everything look so ethereal when scanned? Is it because it is a little paler?